Vineyards timetrial sweepstakes
With the Tour of the Vineyards starting next week Wheelworks Racing is rife with inter-team rivalry. Kicking off with a timetrial for the first time has caused all sorts of inter-team smacktalk (yes, more than usual) especially as WWR is the Euskaltel of New Zealand road racing with none* of us known for their prowess against the clock.
The winner of this sweepstakes will receive a Wheelworks bottle which may- or may-not be filled with jetplanes. Pick the fastest Wheelworks Racing rider (and get closest to his time) to win – place your comments at facebook.com/WheelworksRacing
*Andy Hagan
Due to being the only WWR member who owns a TT bike, skin suit and funny looking helmet, Andy is exempt from this competition. If he doesn’t post the fastest time he’ll be forced, like a Ninja, to commit ritual suicide with an aerobar.
Greg Taylor
My personal pick – Greg is more rouleur than grimpeur and can pack a mean 10km lead-out
Pros:
Rode Southland
Has the tallest socks in WWR
Cons:
Due to getting old it takes Greg a long time to warm up and 9.4km might not be enough to get the diesel sparking.
Chris Kendall
A potential dark horse of the timetrail.
Pros:
Probably the most TT experience on the team.
Smooth style on the bike
Uses aerobars
Cons:
Kendall’s beard puts him at an aerodynamic disadvantage
Stu Houltham
If Stu can translate smack-talk to performance he’s a shoe-in, however so far this year he’s yet to do so.
Pros:
7 National mountain bike championships under his lycra
With 5 corners the technical (for a TT) course is suited to Stu’s bike handling skills.
Uses aerobars
Cons:
The safety pins Stu needs to keep his armwarmers in place will flap causing excess drag.
Tristan Thomas
Riding well at the moment but racing poorly if Tristan can make the stars align he will be in for a good ride.
Pros:
Uses aerobars
Like Kate Moss in Family Guy when he turns sideways he’s skinny enough to disappear. This could be advantageous in crosswinds.
Cons:
Towering at 6’4″ Tristan’s height presents a significant aero barrier.
With the attention span of a 3 year old it’s highly likely Tristan will get bored, start dreaming about building wheels, and back off.
Michael Naylor
Racing on home soil infront of Mum and Dad is sure to boost Mike’s performance.
Pros:
Don’t let Mike’s boyish good looks and blond hair fool you: he’s tough on the inside.
His new Bont shoes look PRO.
Mike has cut back on the hokey-pokey icecream this year.
Cons:
Aerobars and cycle computers are considered frivolous items. In a sport where the more money you spend the faster you go this might be Mike’s downfall.
In the womans event it’s Kirsten vs Janine. Using her SlamMySeatpost timetrail bike this is an unfair fight and thus wagers will not be taken.



















































































